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What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. :cheers:

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'.

The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. :(

At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions. :confused:

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? :eek:

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. :confused:

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "You know, it might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. ;)



Time for another beer.
 

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Another viewpoint: I have seen many men in my nursing career say, "Oh that chest pain from my heart attack wasn't so bad. I will have a cigarette with my buddy." Time fuzzes over memories in both male and female!!!! It isn't just the kick to the cajones.....
 

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Oh my God. You've said probably the most dangerous thing a man could ever say - I rest my case. After that statement, ones wife is free to decimate male logic and completely ignore further defense, no matter how well worded it might be, because - you've already rested your case. :D

Just ask my ex. :p
 
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