I have a Versys x 300. Had it for a few months. It is my second bike after a Honda CB125e. Motorcycling is pretty much a mid life crisis. I am enjoying it. I don't ride very fast. I ride like an old man actually. Would love to go off road but never done that yet. Would love to ride overseas but think transport will be a pain. Know nothing about motorcycle maintenance (or zen). Have ridden bicycles for many years but no idea how to change a tyre or oil a chain on a motorcycle. Even though I think people who go on about their bike's appearance are wankers, I would have preferred if my bike was green. Looking forward to getting a full licence so I can drink a beer when I ride. Used to think I would never be in an accident until I broke my leg.