that would solve his bike problem, although the rest of his problems appear to be beyond immediate remedy....Perhaps you should sell your V and move on to another ride.
personally, i hope this inmate doesn't sell his Versys and continues to hang out in this forum. his posts are excellent for forum participation by other inmates, then there's always the entertainment value too...so Senor Blue, please keep pounding away on them keys, i'm enjoying every bit of what ya have to say. the content of your posts is so factual, other inmates can take it all right to the freakin' bank, well, someplace anyway.
however, if the day ever comes when you've worn yourself completely the heck out, please seek professional help. you would be doing a big favor for the bike riding community in general, and by extension, humanity as a whole.