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I think we all should have missiles for our bikes, 1/2 lb of plastic explosive propelled by a composite engine, that way we can vaporize those who wish to kill us. Three missiles mounted on each side of the bike. When you go for the horn go for the fire button too. Great for deer and other varmints like Muslim terrorists.
 

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Yeah, I have not figured out yet why people just slam on their abs brakes all the time: like they just drive along not paying attention (texting, talking, eating, smoking, shaving, masturbating, ...) and then "DOAH! Traffic ahead" (1/2 mile up the road.) It happens every other day driving in SO CA.

You have less than a second to react for emergency stopping to avoid a collision.

I wish they would hit a bump in the road while locking their brakes up (needlessly) and their airbags would inflate :D
 
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