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So many of us wax poetic about our Vs that I though it would be fun to do so in actual poetry. The only rule, in honor of our bike's Japanese origins, is to use standard Haiku form (5/7/5 syllable lines). Three examples, to start: :type:

Nimble, comely V
Now to make you truly mine
Farkler's paradise


Flick the throttle, thus:
60, 90 - OMG!
Pause to catch my breath...


This one really rocks!
Music made with wheels, not strings
Love my Flying V
 

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There once was a girl from Nantucket

Who wanted a brand new brain bucket
To wear on her Versys

But she looked in her purses​

And said, "Well, I'm broke so...guess I'll keep using my old helmet."
 

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There once was a girl from Nantucket

Who wanted a brand new brain bucket
To wear on her Versys

But she looked in her purses​

And said, "Well, I broke so...guess I'll keep using my old helmet."
:funnypost: even more so for being totally smartass... ;)
 

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
but this one doesn't.

Sorry - couldn't resist. Here's a real one...

Green is the fastest
Plasma blue is good as well
Non-Versys bikes smell
 

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Another Bones-Special, the Burma Shave:


Whipping through corners
Nothing's better
Tarmac or gravel
Doesn't matter

Versys Shave
 

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there once was a guy from ware
who shaves off his head of hair
well its plain to see
that he loves his V
when that glowcat rides by people stare
 

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
but this one doesn't.

Sorry - couldn't resist. Here's a real one...

Green is the fastest
Plasma blue is good as well
Non-Versys bikes smell
When you have the need
orange will go at light speed
 

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:funnypost: even more so for being totally smartass... ;)
(Thank you, thank you.)



While making a dotted line pass

The Versys guy zipped past a lass

She'd been carving the gaps

And was hot in her chaps​

So he called out to her, "Hey, nice helmet! Is that new?"
 

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Good stuff, everyone! Keep 'em coming...

Drag knee: left, then right
Carving up the Dragon's Tail
Busa? What Busa?
 

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New Baldwin oh my
miles and miles to ride
two hours not numb
 

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O what a great sunny day and what glee
must go for a ride on the mighty V
but first need to have a middle aged pee
now i must flee
 
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