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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.

He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're
just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman... he's a guy who did everything right all the
time. Like my coming along exactly when you needed a cab; things
happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody"

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have
won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang
like an opera baritone, and danced like a Broadway star. And you
should have heard him play the piano! He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was somebody really special."

Cabbie: "'Oh hell there's more.' He had a memory like a computer.
He remembered everybody's birthday and anniversary too. He knew all
about wine, which foods to order, and which fork to eat it with. And
he could fix anything. Not like me, I change a fuse, and the whole
street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right"

Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid
traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them, or
take the wrong route. But Frank, he never made mistakes, and he
really knew how to treat a woman and make them feel good. He would
never argue back, even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was
always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man!
I never knew him to make a mistake! No one could ever measure up to
Frank Feldman."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"



Cabbie: "Well... I never actually met Frank. He died, and I married his wife." :eek:
 

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