Haha. I have a Honda CTX700 (manual, not the dual-clutch version) and it's the easiest bike I've ever owned to paddle around the parking lot. Super low seat height and low CG. Suspension is the only thing "wrong" with the bike, IMO. Not enough travel. They're rare enough people still ask "What kind of bike is that?" I've got a 2014 white, with fairing and saddlebags. Looks great and is a mellow cruiser and nice commuter. Some guys tour on them. Not very fast, but it's a relaxing state of mind kind of bike. Other than a low seat height and forward foot controls, pretty much the opposite of the Rocket.