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I was browsing craigslist yesterday

http://frederick.craigslist.org/mcy/3042010226.html

/facepalm

The ad just makes me laugh at the end. Seller seems to be contradicting himself.

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He also apparently posted two other ads back to back with slightly different descriptions. I about spit coffee when I read them.

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what is MCC? I've heard of OCC, is that what he meant? guess if it was OCC the price would be about a hundy large
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Hilarious! A "one of a kind" bike he loves soooo much he's put all of !,000 miles on it!

As to the "getting laid" part........sounds like an "Axe" deoderant commercial!

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what is MCC? I've heard of OCC, is that what he meant? guess if it was OCC the price would be about a hundy large
No idea but I googled and came up with Marton's Custom Choppers. Maybe that's it.

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I'm not sure I follow... am I supposed to call him if I can get laid or I can't get laid? Lol.

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Shocked he could afford such a bike considering it looks like he didn't make it past 3rd grade.
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http://frederick.craigslist.org/mcy/3038161015.html

It also drips chrome, I don't know if I want my bike to drip chrome because that sounds bad. The murder of the english language makes me weep.

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If that's what it takes to get laid, I'll pass and trust to my own luck.

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Maybe this bike could get me LAID but....I have this odd fetish; It has to do with the gal I'm do'in having all her teeth!


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I'm with stagehand38... If she'd sleep with me because i'm riding that, I don't want to sleep with her...
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Y'all are reading it wrong. It says, "If you can't get laid with this bike, you just can't get laid." Period.

Anyway, how you going to get the chick you pick up home on that bike?

For me it has way too much air space around the engine. Not sure what the designer was going for. When the engine fills the frame it looks more like a bad azz engine in a bike that can barely contain it.

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I'm not sure I follow... am I supposed to call him if I can get laid or I can't get laid? Lol.
I SORTA get the picture that this guy "swings both ways" so maybe he's trying to help you out, no matter what happens....


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