Purchasing vs. Leasing Debate
The math of the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce:
After 5 years of marriage, Paul paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (NOT bloody likely) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.
On the other hand, Gov. Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charged $4,000 an hour. For
everything, for anything!
This is Kristen.
So...had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years
(a saving of $41.7 million!).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching or complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees whatsoever.
Sometimes leasing is far smarter, isn't it?.