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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-23-2015, 11:11 AM Thread Starter
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Got drunk, rode a moose

http://youtu.be/Kl4kJ9TGhJA

Alcohol is a helluva drug.

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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-23-2015, 01:41 PM
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That is some funny sh.t .

I spent most of my money on bikes, booze and broads. The rest I wasted.

I'd like to have a bad day, just to see what it feels like.
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Cool video. That took some skill. He couldn't be too drunk to pull it off so well, one arm up and just fur to hold on to. I like how the surprised moose starts wailing.
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At least he can mark that one off of his to-do list. I'm just glad the moose did not get mad and turn on him, although the moose was probably freaking out pissing and pooting and fearing for his own life.
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Not so much. Baby moose in the water. No bucking, twisting stomping.

The fact that he stayed upright on the bow of the boat was the real feat!

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He's a dumb sh*t, and I hope he's charged...

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He's a dumb sh*t, and I hope he's charged...
Exactly! There's nothing cool or funny about what these idiots did. The animal is clearly in distress.
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... I'm just glad the moose did not get mad and turn on him ...
I'm not! I kept hoping the moose was gonna buck him off and then stomp him underwater.

I appreciate the moment, but ultimately agree with the guys above; not cool, I felt bad for the moose.

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The boat freaked the moose out more than anything. He may have been stung by a propeller blade before.

The moose probably would have gorged and stomped the drunk if the moose was not so freaked out about the boat following him again. Bucking the drunk cowboy off his back was no big deal to the moose. However, the boat on his back made his eyes almost pop out of their sockets.
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He's a dumb sh*t, and I hope he's charged...
I believe that in Canada he would be charged for that by the police - illegal to disturb swimming-wildlife.

What a dork!

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