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Happy Valentines Day!

To my darling husband,


Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the

Small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too

Much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I

Accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when

It bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will

Forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.


Your loving wife.
XXX




P.S. Your girlfriend called.



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good news your scooter survived

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God Bless she's still alive to write her loved one a Happy Valentines Day.
She probably mad as hell about the girlfriend part.
Lucky she didn't do a Bobbitt!

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I just noticed the Arkansas plates! You might be a redneck if....

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That should BUFF right out....

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Being on the same day tomorrow for Valentines Day is the Chinese New Year or Spring Festival.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_New_Year#Mythology

Have a Wonderful Chinese New Year and Valentines Day.


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Hope that wasn't actually you garage element. If not---ROFL


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Being on the same day tomorrow for Valentines Day is the Chinese New Year or Spring Festival.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_New_Year#Mythology

Have a Wonderful Chinese New Year and Valentines Day.


Such a very amazing link!
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to the forum, Jezzicaz789.
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Element sir,
dont tell me this actually happened,,,I am going through cultural shock with you guys...
First a guy want to stick his finger in the chain with 1st gear on wanting to clean the chain (hardware), than the mad Germans up nowhere riding the bike and now a wife n girlfriend...
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It's a You Tube world we live in. I have no idea what the story is behind this pic, someone just sent it to me. Maybe an accident, but who knows? It could happen. A jealous wife burned her house down with her brother in law sleeping upstairs on my street a few years ago. Seems her husband was playing golf without permission. The brother in law escaped, but she went to prison anyway. A woman scorned!

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