I want to try to translate and adapt a joke from italian to english.
A man went to his doctor and described his problems.
The doctor listens carefully and said:
- Tomorrow morning at 10:00 give me your fresh urine in a sterile glass. Warning, before to urinate you must be on a empty stomach.
The morning after at 8:00 the man was hungry:
- I can't wait! I need to eat!
The man had breackfast, later brought to the doctor the glass with urine.
The doctor watched the urine, he smelt and tasted it like a wine waiter and said:
- I said you must was on an empty stomach before to fill the glass!
- Sure, I didn't eat before to fill the glass.
- You lie! You had breackfast and ate two eggs, 5 strips of bacon, three slices of toasted bread and drank an apple juice. Tomorrow morning at 10:00 give me your fresh urine on an empty stomach!
The man was shocked. The morning after the man tryed to wait:
- Oh, I can't wait, I'm too hungry!! I'll have a light breackfast!.
Later he brought his urine to the doctor. The doctor watched it, he smelt and tasted it like a wine waiter and said:
- Do you really want a cure?
- Why don't you do what I say! At 8:30 you went to Blue Moon Cafe in Giune Street and ate a walnut muffin and drank an orange juice. Tomorrow morning at 10:00 give me your fresh urine on an empty stomach!!
The man was very shocked.
- That's very impossible, unbelievable!! I have an idea! I want to see now what he will do...
The morning after the man took the urine by his daughter, went in the garage, took the bar for check the oil level of his car, put some drips of oil in the urine and shook it. Later he went to the doctor, gave him the urine and sneered.
The doctor watched the urine, smelt and tasted it like a wine waiter and said:
- Why you laugh? Your car has a demaged piston and your daughter is get pregnant!
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