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post #1 of 21 (permalink) Old 10-07-2013, 11:00 PM Thread Starter
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After a workout, I take a quick shower and head to my locker. I notice my lock looks tampered with right away. Sure enough, I was got...for my undies. WTF?

What pervert takes another man's underwear? I'm miffed. Wallet, keys, and phone untouched. The sicko only swipes my undies.
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it must be someone who's really in deep love with you hahahaha!


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Damn... Looks like some gay dude will be making love to your shorts tonight. That is very disturbing.
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Or some lady.
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Maybe someone in your gym in this line of business?... http://usedskivvies.com/

Sick...

Just kidding...

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Maybe someone in your gym in this line of business?... http://usedskivvies.com/

Sick...

Just kidding...
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Your underwear must be very pretty!
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Next time you go to the gym, bring a pair that you will have previously coated with tiger baulm, the red one ... If he gets frisky with those, he will remember that for awhile !!!
Might get the "hots" for you tought ...

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So your sexy female next door neighbor has the hots for you & a panty-thief also wants to get into your underwear????

Hmmm, you must be some catch mister, funny how such a handsome specimen spends so much time on a 'bikers forum!
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What are you eating under there?
Under where?
You're eating underwear?!?!?

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Check you bike saddle it might have been licked all over!
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So your sexy female next door neighbor has the hots for you & a panty-thief also wants to get into your underwear????

Hmmm, you must be some catch mister, funny how such a handsome specimen spends so much time on a 'bikers forum!
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It's the underpants gnomes.....

1)collect underpants
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I'd like to say I'm surprised by this but I work in a prison. lol

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Are you sure you were wearing undies to the gym?
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And for Gods sake, be careful in the shower there........
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