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Have you ever harpooned a whale? ;-)

Yes, a chubby wubby lady.

I must confess I've tasted the forbidden fruit more than once.

I stuck to the rules - 1. never get seen with your prized game. 2. never try 69 unless you have a death wish. 3. Show her respect in the morning.

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I'm a big guy that only dates petite women. But i grew up in the country and every once in awhile you gotta slop a hog.

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So...there are plenty of sites on the interwebs where you can find discussion and images of...uh...whale harpooning. There are few where you can find worthwhile discussion related to motorcycles.

I frequent this forum for the latter and I expect I am not alone.


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I frequent this forum for the latter and I expect I am not alone.
Agreed. This kind of crap's available on ADVRider in the JoMomma section. Shove it in over there.

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