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Oh poo.

I had to park on the other side of the building at work due to construction. As I was getting ready to leave, I found this in the seat. Dang cat.. I hate cats!!! I looked around and flicked it off and then saw a few buddies from work laughing through the window! I had ribbed one of them pretty hard today so it was payback... Yes it was fake. I deserved it.




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I just told an old war story today at my reunion about a fake dog turd... Hahaha... Great coincidence.

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Good one!

Reminds me of that fake barf. Remember that stuff and before you threw it down you wet it so it looks perfect!

Yuck!





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What a great bunch of friends. Are you sure it wasn't deposited by a fake cat?

BTW, how did you know it was a cat and not an athletic little dog? Does cat poo look different?

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What a great bunch of friends. Are you sure it wasn't deposited by a fake cat?
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BTW, how did you know it was a cat and not an athletic little dog? Does cat poo look different?

I have a neighbor who stores her bike on her carport. She has cat problems.. Stray cats pee and poo on her bike.


I just assumed for a moment before I flicked.
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You assumed it was sufficiently cured before attempting to flick it?

You should take a real crap on your work buddies cars, or on driver's seat if unlocked.
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You assumed it was sufficiently cured before attempting to flick it?
I actually did do a light poke to make sure it was "cured" enough..

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Oh no.... Never.. We keep it clean and fun at work. Good times!
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You assumed it was sufficiently cured before attempting to flick it?

You should take a real crap on your work buddies cars, or on driver's seat if unlocked.


Over the top invader! LOL Bust a gut!

This is how things get out of control! LOL

Every which way but loose! I believe it was Clyde's do doings! LOL





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Somewhere, sitting behind a desk, in a stuffy office, is a graphic designer who is responsible for the pretzel shape of that fake poo.

Awesome prank. You owe them so start thinking of a comeback.

BTW, it doesn't look very realistic in that sterile environment but if you put some cat paw prints around it and wet it, You've got yourself a real pile of **** there, although what do I know, I forget what cat crap looks like without litter stuck to it.

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