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My B-Day is tomorrow and

My sweet wife says I can purchase anything I want but my budget is $50. What farkle can I nab for $50?
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I can't think of anything under 50 bucks, but happy birthday to you and many returns!!!!
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My sweet wife says I can purchase anything I want but my budget is $50. What farkle can I nab for $50?

$50.00 should get you 2 Lap Dances & The Cover Charge.

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Try harbor freight. Their rear stand is like 39 bucks. Then a can of chain lube.
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Take your wife out for dinner to celebrate your birthday - it could pay off in the long run. Happy Birthday.

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That is the BEST 'farkle' suggestion - do it, and NEXT time she might say "...$100..." !


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That is the BEST 'farkle' suggestion - do it, and NEXT time she might say "...$100..." !

Yes, but that just means she will expect a $100 dinner, instead of a $50 dinner!!

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$50.00 should get you 2 Lap Dances & The Cover Charge.
Yes lab dance is wonderful but save a little to get a cup holder like weljo's!

How much are those again weljo?

After that lab dance you will be ready for a cold one! What the hell is a lab dance!





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Yes lab dance is wonderful but save a little to get a cup holder like weljo's!

How much are those again weljo?

After that lab dance you will be ready for a cold one! What the hell is a lab dance!
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