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A woman and her husband had been in the mall shopping for several hours. Ok, she was shopping, he was on a bench commiserating with other husbands while their wives shopped. After leaving the last store for the day the wife was livid to see that her husband was nowhere to be seen! Her hands were full, her feet ached and she was both tired and hungry - and getting madder by the minute. Angrily she set the packages down and rummaged in her purse for her cell phone and dialed him.



"Where in the world are you....I'm ready to leave NOW!" she demanded.



"Oh hi Honey!" her husband responded innocently. "You know that jewelry store from a few years back with that beautiful platinum/diamond brooch you love so much that I said I'd buy for you some day when we could afford it?"



"Why yes dear!" she softly exclaimed as tears of joy welled in her eyes - "I know exactly where it is!".







"Well I'm in the bar next to it having a cold one. See you in a few".

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Dont laugh....I'm married to one of those! LOL!!
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My answer to her shopping in some mega mall and i have to be there is find the movie complex and see you in a couple of hrs
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