You won't believe this, but I still get this thing delivered to my house daily. It's a newspaper and has multiple uses. Mental frustration (reading political crap and word puzzles), joy & bliss (reading about people that are a lot dumber than I - go back to political), insulation (how many of us have stuffed our coats during a really cold ride), fire starter and toilet paper replacement. Just don't try flushing it. The plastic bag is also handy for cleaning up after the dog.
2009 Versys (Mine's Green)