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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-02-2012, 09:37 AM Thread Starter
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The Three Kick Rule

The Three kick rule !!!

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in a very rural area a client told him about. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.



As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on
his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded,
"I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to
retrieve it."



The old farmer Peter replied, "This is my property, and you are not
coming over here."



The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial lawyers
in the state and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and
take everything you own!"



The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we
settle disputes in these parts . We settle small disagreements like
this with the 'Three Kick Rule.'



The lawyer asked, "What is this so called 'Three Kick Rule'?"



The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I
get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three
times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."



The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that
he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local
custom.



The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to
the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed
work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees!
His second kick to the midriff let the lawyer's breakfast come back up for air so to speak and, finally, with the lawyer on all fours the farmer's third and last kick to his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.



Summoning every bit of his will and remaining strength the lawyer very
slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his
jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fella.... Now it's my turn."




The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the
duck."


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When you're intelligent, you know which half !!!.



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Absoultely great!! I wonder how we can keep this from all the laywers until we get the opportunity to try it ourselves??

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LOL this is funny !!
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A lot of Guys in my office should read this...Good One

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That was great. It's sort of like the game where you bet someone over who can hit the softest. You let the other guy go first, he hits you soft, then you hit him as hard as you like. You loose.
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As a young fellow I was having a few beers with friends in a bar. A guy came over and started being a real assh*le. One of the guys said to him - "I'll bet you $20 (this when beer was 10 cents a glass) I can stand 2 feet in front of you and pee OVER your shoulder without getting ANY on you."

The guy instantly answered - "You're ON!"

We went outside, both guys laid down their 20s, the 'idiot' stood there while my buddy hauled it out, then proceeded to p*ss all over him. He said "You lose!" to which my buddy said "It was worth it...."

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