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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-28-2012, 03:50 PM Thread Starter
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Man Sues BMW for Causing Erection No, Seriously

Man Sues BMW for Causing Erection No, Seriously

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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-01-2012, 08:17 AM
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I missed that you had posted that and ended up posting too.....sorry!

At least if it goes to trial he'll be way ahead of everyone when the judge walks in and the baliff says "All rise".

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BMW 's are expensive

But think about how much he's saving in Viagra expense.
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-01-2012, 05:13 PM
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But think about how much he's saving in Viagra expense.
I don't know what Viagra cost but a new BMW is an expensive boner.
How much is Viagra anyway?
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This is the sentence in the article that's the most curious to me, "He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."

Perhaps I'm missing something but I thought an erection was pretty much necessary for sexual activity (of the traditional type that is).

I might simply be too unknowledgeable regarding priapism, but if I owned a BMW that gave me a lasting erection I'd never sell the bike. Regardless of what it did to the old whanger (figuratively and literally), it would certainly have better resale value than a Viagra pill.

Some people will complain about anything! Still, I'd love to attend the trial.

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Lol if his red rocket was cause by the seat, shouldn't he be suing Corbin not BMW? Were Corbins standard on '93 Beemers? lol

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IF it's the BMW that's causing his "woodie", maybe he can only imagine having sex with....
Oh, never mind.

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IF it's the BMW that's causing his "woodie", maybe he can only imagine having sex with....
Oh, never mind.

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Im just glad no one has
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