A young Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially the two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat older lady in a power scooter moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into the small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last numberů and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
When the walls opened up a gorgeous young blond woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, wispered to his son.....
'Go get your Mother!'
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