The Elevator - Kawasaki Versys Forum
Off Topic Discussions For all of your off topic talk and just general B.S. Jokes, funny stories, etc...

 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 03-05-2012, 10:54 AM Thread Starter
Member
 
El Tig's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Eastern NC
Posts: 1,444
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Talking The Elevator

A young Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially the two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.









The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'









While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat older lady in a power scooter moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into the small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.









They continued to watch until it reached the last numberů and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

When the walls opened up a gorgeous young blond woman stepped out.









The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, wispered to his son.....


'Go get your Mother!'

Ride To Live, Live To Ride....no, really!
El Tig is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 03-05-2012, 11:20 AM
Super Moderator
 
kiwi 41's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: 44.24'S 171.15'E Timaru, NewZealand
Posts: 8,623
Mentioned: 2 Post(s)
Send a message via Skype™ to kiwi 41
hahahaha that was good
kiwi 41 is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Kawasaki Versys Forum forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome