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Boiling eggs

A woman preparing to boil eggs for breakfast told her husband: "You've got to make love to me right now!"
Afterwards she said, "Thanks" and returned to the stove.
A little puzzled, the husband asked, "what was that all about?"
She said, "the egg timer's broken."


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Boiling eggs

Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.

The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"

"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet."
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