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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-03-2008, 08:03 AM Thread Starter
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Menopause Jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns gree. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big fricken red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Dumb ass.

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I'm here for my wife's V . She lets me Farkle her Ride. No Diamonds for her, but shiney stuff for the bike is Okay
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-03-2008, 09:19 AM
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Too funny

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Sorry about this in advance, I saw diamonds and couldn't help myself:

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