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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 06-13-2011, 11:12 AM Thread Starter
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Smile The woman and the frog

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman ! in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."


Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.



Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife ...



Moral of the story: Women are not really smart, they just think they are.



Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show



PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 06-13-2011, 12:28 PM
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 06-13-2011, 12:35 PM
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What a hoot, that's a good one! Here's one I got last week on the e-mail:


Marriage Counseling…

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling. When
asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful
tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had
been married.

On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,
feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she
had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the
therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to
stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with
a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The
therapist turned to the husband and said, 'this is what your wife needs
at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?'

'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on
Fridays, I fish.'




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LOL, I needed a laugh this morning. Thanks!
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Ah! Ah! Ah!

Very funny.

Nobody thinks that something is so easy like who is totally unable to do it.

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