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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-11-2011, 07:30 AM Thread Starter
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Very Short Story

Man riding down road on motorcycle.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
Woman yells out window, PIG!
Man yells back, BITCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road.

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He He He ..snort!!!!!!


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Not gonna share that one with the wife!

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Shared it with the wife. She got a bigger kick out of it than I did!

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I'm ashamed of myself for laughing at such a stupid GOOD joke.
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Needed that very good
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Pays to listen to the B----!

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Hahahaha!!!!



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Thought it was funny enough to copy it and send to my wife at her work email.
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