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Multi-Cultural Love Making (Joke)

The Italian says, When I've a finished a makin love I go down and

gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above the

bed in ecstasy.

The Frenchman replies That is nothing, when I've finished

making love, I kiss all the way down her body, and then I lick

the soles of her feet with my tongue and she floats 12 inches

above the bed in pure ecstasy.

The Harley ridin motor head says, That ain't nothing.

When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk

over to the window and wipe my weiner on the curtains

and she hits the f**kin' ceiling.

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