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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-02-2011, 07:37 PM Thread Starter
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The Kiss

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley

when he sees a girl about to Jump off a bridge

so he stops.



"What are you doing?" he asks.



"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.



While he did not want to appear insensitive, he

didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked,

"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"



So, she does.



After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was

the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent

you are wasting! You could be famous! Why are you

committing suicide?"



"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."



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Keep in mind if you are in Thailand.

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I'll try to keep that in mind. But I rarely get out of the county let alone the country!


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Lmao

Time alone with ones thoughts, is quality time.

They say there is a lack of jobs. Seems here to be more a lack of people willing to work hard, and take pride in the work they do.

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