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"Respect the Ride if you don't you Won't"
"A man's got to know his limitations"
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Whew...we can still talk about motorcycles!


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I know, right!!?? What else is there!?? Wanna see pics of my recent vacation???

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We can still talk about sex..............................

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Okay if you come to my church we can talk about who to vote for but can't do that this week because am on holiday so can you look after my lovely dog and take my champion kids to their computer club and if you do that you can have some of my wifes awsome food but because of my dodgy knee and a few other ailments can you do some repair jobs around my house while I am away on my awsome holiday around the world. Cheers
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Man, my hemorrhoid is killing me! Is it OK to post pictures of it? JK
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Man, my hemorrhoid is killing me! Is it OK to post pictures of it? JK
Must be alright as it is not mentioned by the PC brigade
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...........and GUNS.

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...........and GUNS.

And guns under your versys seat
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My question is when do I START being nice?








Just kidding.

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Somehow, my life is not richer for having read that.

And really Kiwi? Wives? How many ya got? That legal down there?

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Somehow, my life is not richer for having read that.

And really Kiwi? Wives? How many ya got? That legal down there?
Good spotting with the typo, ones enough and even then I still get in trouble.
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...........and GUNS.

I love my guns as much as my pecker. I'm working on filling a second safe of guns.
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Guns

That's the way we North Carolina boy's are!

We do believe in the 2nd Admenment.

I keep telling people, " There is nothing wrong with buying another gun, motorcycle, dog, or book if it has the right title.

But that's just my opinion. Who knows? I could be-------------right!
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"Respect the Ride if you don't you Won't"
"A man's got to know his limitations"

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Oh, you speak French. You shouldn't talk about the Three Stooges like that.
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No disrespect intended toward anyone (if that's possible in this day and age).
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Whew...we can still talk about motorcycles!
Nope, they banned that on page 2 with the vehicles clause...

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Banned that too with the vacations clause...

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Yes we can. Now if only I had any knowledge on the subject I could talk about....
Guns are good too, but not the second amendment (politics).

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Okay if you come to my church we can talk about who to vote for but can't do that this week because am on holiday so can you look after my lovely dog and take my champion kids to their computer club and if you do that you can have some of my wifes awsome food but because of my dodgy knee and a few other ailments can you do some repair jobs around my house while I am away on my awsome holiday around the world. Cheers
You forgot to mention what vehicle you are taking...

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Man, my hemorrhoid is killing me! Is it OK to post pictures of it? JK
Must be alright as it is not mentioned by the PC brigade
Banned by the ailments clause...

Back Off! I'm Already Riding Way Beyond My Abilities.


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"Respect the Ride if you don't you Won't"
"A man's got to know his limitations"
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Asway ethay eethray oogesstay ouldway aysay. Ixnay ethay
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Alright, that took a while to get through. I agree wholeheartedly.

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