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Thieves steal sheep from moving truck

Got this off the SBR site.
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Wow, this makes almost no sense at all. Is there that much demand for sheep on the black market? Were they hunger starved poor people? Possible sex craved beastiality maniacs?
That guy sure can run though.

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That guy sure can run though.
I was shocked when he jumped down and started running. Figured he would climb off the front of the side car.

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Wished the truck would have slammed on its brakes.

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just goes to prove the sex exploitation trade in Wales / New Zealand / Australia is a serious problem
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just goes to prove the sex exploitation trade in Wales / New Zealand / Australia is a serious problem
Your a funny guy, we Kiwi's have got out of that trade and have given in over to the Australians to do their thing.
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Not Baaaaaaaaaaaaad

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Not Baaaaaaaaaaaaad
given Kiwi 41's post I thought it was baaaaaaarely acceptable. bet he wishes people didn't keep ramming these sort of jokes down Kiwi's throats


anyway Paul, why is it the mountains are so high, the cliffs so frequent in NZ?
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why is it the mountains are so high, the cliffs so frequent in NZ?
I give up, you tell me
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I give up, you tell me
I'd always been led to believe because the sheep didn't want to go over the cliff so they resisted.

coming from the town that hosted the (in)famous Macc Lads, I wouldn't know
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Have to agree that is funny, just for the record that is a Australian (the beer in his hand is Australian)at the alter not a Kiwi, lol
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Have to agree that is funny, just for the record that is a Australian at the alter not a Kiwi, lol

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"Eloping" down under sure looks a lot different than how it's done around here. We generally use a ladder and it always involves a woman. Just saying.

They shoot horse thieves in North America, don't think I want to know what happens to sheep thieves in your parts!

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" They shoot horse thieves in North America, don't think I want to know what happens to sheep thieves in your parts!
Your right Ron, you don't want to know
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What do you call a Kiwi with more than 2 girlfriends?

?

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A shepard!

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What do you call a Kiwi with more than 2 girlfriends?

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A shepard!
Good to see friendly trans Tasman relations, this all started with those blinkin sheep.

Two Aussie cattle drovers standing in an Outback bar.

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Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie."

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"Ah, probably the Missus; after all, she stuck by me durin' the drought
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