I had to wait on traffic on a busy road is a crowded suburb of Detroit yesterday whilst 3 turkeys tried to make up their mind on crossing the street. On old joke comes to mind, but I'll save you the misery.
When we used to visit up in Northern Michigan every summer, we would often find 10+ turkeys perched up in the trees and on fences in the morning. And if you see one on the side of the road, they are like pheasant; once they start to fly, you can't tell what direction they will turn.
2009 Versys (Mine's Green)