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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 08-29-2016, 08:51 PM Thread Starter
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The monster and the hunter

 Long ago, there lived a huge monster. The monster looked like a human, but had a large body and much hair. His eye was in the middle of his forehead.
  People were really afraid of this monster. That is because the monster ate up people. The people did not go neat the woods where the monster lived.
  One day, a young hunter went hunting in the woods where the monster lived. He did not know that the monster lived there. He ran into the monster.
  The brave hunter took out his arrow1 and shot2 the monster. The monster did not feel any pain and attacked the hunter. "How come he got shot, but he is alright..." The hunter shot a few more arrows,but the monster was not injured3 at all. The hunter only had one arrow left.
  "That monster has to have a weak spot. Right! It must be that eye." The hunter shot his last arrow to the monster's eye. The monster was hit. It screamed and fell. The hunter barely4 killed the monster and realized it was the monster that people feared.
  "This monster has to be burned so it won't ever bother people again." The hunter made a fire and turned the monster into ashes. Suddenly, a strong wind came and the ashes turned into an insect.
  The insect attacked the hunter and began sucking5 his blood. The hunter ran away from the insect. The ashes became a mosquito6 that still bothers us on a hot summer day.

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those mosquitoes ride Harleys?
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