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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-08-2016, 01:33 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day

The "Joke of the Day" thread has been very entertaining on the HD XR1200 forum I also belong to so I thought I would start it here today. A good laugh can give us all a lift that we really need now and then. So here we go with the first joke and hopefully others will share their jokes as well, Mort :


Best Golf Round Ever


Sal Wallerstein was at the country club for his weekly round
of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on
the second.

On the third hole he had just scored his first ever
hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that
his wife had just been in a accident and was in critical condition and in
ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and
that he’d be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was
leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf.

He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading
to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round
shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and
beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant…

Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to
the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife’s
condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted… “You went ahead and
finished your round of golf didn’t you! I hope you’re proud of yourself!”

“While you were out for the past four hours enjoying
yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU!
It’s just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be
more than likely your last! For the rest of her life she will require round
the clock care and you will be her care giver! She will need IV’s; you will
have to change her colostomy bag every 3 hours; she will have to be spoon
fed 3 times a day and don’t forget the hygiene care.”

The man broke down and sobbed.

The doctor chuckled and said… “I’m just ****ing with you.
She’s dead. What’d you shoot?” 塑膠押出 abs管 pe管
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Sticking with the golf theme:

A man comes home from his usual Saturday golf game. His wife asks him how was the game. He says, "Remember Larry? He had a heart attack and died on the fifth hole." She says, "Oh! That's awful!" He says, "You're not kidding. For fifteen holes, it was hit the ball, drag Larry, hit the ball, drag Larry ..."
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Sticking with the golf theme II - men are dedicated to the game

Four old guys are on the first tee for a round of golf. The first guy is up getting ready to tee off.
A hearse and funeral procession go by. The guy at the tee sets down his club, takes off his hat and
holds it over his heart until the whole procession goes by.

One of the other guys says "Wow, that is really respectful of you to do that"

The old guy at the tee says " Well, we had 40 good years together"

Forty years away from 2 wheel fun. Sure is great to be back smelling the roses!!!
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Golf theme four. Two old duffers are playing one day and discussing their limited futures on earth. One asks the other if it might be possible that golf is available in heaven. They make a pact that the first to reach heaven will find out and somehow let the other know the answer.
The following week one of the old duffers dies and that same night appears in a vision to his friend. "I've great news! They play golf in heaven! And it gets better - you're on for Friday!"

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