The "Joke of the Day" thread has been very entertaining on the HD XR1200 forum I also belong to so I thought I would start it here today. A good laugh can give us all a lift that we really need now and then. So here we go with the first joke and hopefully others will share their jokes as well, Mort :
Best Golf Round Ever
Sal Wallerstein was at the country club for his weekly round
of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on
On the third hole he had just scored his first ever
hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that
his wife had just been in a accident and was in critical condition and in
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and
that he’d be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was
leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf.
He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading
to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round
shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and
beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant…
Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to
the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife’s
The doctor glared at him and shouted… “You went ahead and
finished your round of golf didn’t you! I hope you’re proud of yourself!”
“While you were out for the past four hours enjoying
yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU!
It’s just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be
more than likely your last! For the rest of her life she will require round
the clock care and you will be her care giver! She will need IV’s; you will
have to change her colostomy bag every 3 hours; she will have to be spoon
fed 3 times a day and don’t forget the hygiene care.”
The man broke down and sobbed.
The doctor chuckled and said… “I’m just ****ing with you.
She’s dead. What’d you shoot?” 塑膠押出 abs管 pe管