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Woke up, got my coffee and sat down to read the news. A headline came up: "France outlaws paying for sex."

Being half retarded, the first thing that came to mind was
"why do France outlaws have to pay for sex? I thought free love was a benefit of belonging to a motorcycle club."

When I opened the article, I was surprised to see nothing about oppressed outlaws, hells angels, or anyone else. Seems that France was simply prohibiting prostitution.

When I asked my wife what she saw when she read the headline, she read it correctly. She then proceeded to remind me that had it been what I thought, it would have said: "French Outlaws paying for sex."

Bad day for outlaws everywhere I guess. Merle Haggard died and so did a piece of my English teacher...
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So is barter for sex O.K.?
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So do French Canadian Outlaws get free sex?
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So is barter for sex O.K.?
Sorry, dinner and a movie are to be the only legitmate form of payment going forward.
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So do French Canadian Outlaws get free sex?
Last time I was in a Toronto strip club, the French girls seemed to work for quite reasonable wages.
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