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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-10-2016, 02:09 PM Thread Starter
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You pay for your meal and they gave you a senior discount..

Went to my favorite sandwich shop yesterday (Schlotzskys) the girl rang up my order and i always get the same thing but she asked for less. I asked her if she got everything and she listed off my order. So i paid and sat down. Without my glasses i couldn't make out the receipt so i just read it this morning. Below the items listed there it was "Senior Discount" Damn
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-10-2016, 02:33 PM
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For me is when I went to the drug store to get diapers for my grandson. Asked the lady what isle they were in . She asked me diapers
for babies or adults.......Not a true story.lol
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Aint that something..L

I remember being young and thinking people my age (mid 40's) was dang near ready for the old folks home..
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That sounds like the old pharmacists story. He was being interviewed for an article about his store. The writer said "what product do you sell most"? The pharmacist said depends. The interviewer said "depends on what". The pharmacist said, " no, Depends, the adult diaper". (not true either, but it makes a good story here in a mostly retirement town).
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