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Gotta give him credit. At 58, not only did his pecker still work well enough to multi-task, but his eyesight was good enough to see tits on a cellphone.

Only the good die young...
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Oh that's priceless - being "distracted" on the Interstate at 0340. It must have been an extraordinary video.

But what better way to go, huh? Oh wait, I can think of a huge number of better ways than to be found dead at the roadside with a death grip on your gentleman's sausage. The seat belt must have impeded his "activities" thus accounting for his being "ejected" from his vehicle. To borrow a line from the Russian comedian, Yakov Smirnoff, "What a country." Or perhaps better, Larry the Cable Guys' line, "Git er Done!"

Sorry friends, I seem to have become momentarily carried away. Haven't stopped laughing yet.
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This bit of the write-up really made me laugh;
"partially ejected through the carís sun roof and died on the scene,

Does that mean he almost came???
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This bit of the write-up really made me laugh;
"partially ejected through the car’s sun roof and died on the scene,

Does that mean he almost came???
He apparently died of erectile malfunction?? As opposed to dysfunction that is. Reading between the lines causes one to believe is was functioning - though his brain and steering skills weren't! I wonder what's going to be carved on his headstone?
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He apparently died of erectile malfunction?? As opposed to dysfunction that is. Reading between the lines causes one to believe is was functioning - though his brain and steering skills weren't! I wonder what's going to be carved on his headstone?

Seems he was more of an erectile projectile...:teeterto oter:
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Seems he was more of an erectile projectile...:teeterto oter:
& maybe he'd have shot through the sunroof & landed on something soft if his erection during his projection didn't cause a neckshun(t) in the wrong direction!!
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I'll add my bad two cents comment.

While he had no partner besides himself at the time, the Latin term "Coitus Interuptous" definitely comes to mind. Maybe it should be "Masterbatious Interuptous"

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Years ago a light-plane crashed killing the two occupants (and I'm NOT making this up!), the pilot-corpse nude, and the head of the female passenger between his legs....
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