Time for fun!
I was riding around the yard in summer on a Honda I had just bought at the yard sale across the street. I was dressed in my usual T shirt, jeans and sneakers. I had ridden vary vary little, almost not at all up to this point. So, I was just taking it easy riding in the grass. When all of a sudden this woman came running across the yard at me yelling and screaming. She got about ten feet from me and threw what looked like a basket ball at me. I was in motion and lucky she missed. I road away and she walked off. I came back to see that she had thrown a motorcycle helmet as it was still laying in the yard. I parked the bike, got the helmet and went in the house to talk to the crazy women. Yep, she was my wife. She had freaked out because that motorcycle could have killed me. So, I ended up getting rid of it in just a few weeks to make her happy. This was 25 years ago.
Part 2 for the rest of the story.