Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Palm Beach County, Fla.
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I think someone should record a cover of The Bangles' "Walk Like an Egyptian," except this one would be called "Ride Like an Egyptian" and the video would feature a dude doing wheelies on an orange Versys, while he does that "walk like an Egyptian" hand move. When he stops the Versys, he pulls gas masks out of his topcase and gives them to protesters. Then a tank comes his way, and he zooms the Versys straight toward it, and he pops a wheelie when he gets to the tank, and he rides the bike up to the top of the tank and stops it there, on a dime. Then takes a leak down the hatch, just as an indignant Egyptian soldier pops his head out. Then the Egyptian soldier grins when he sees the Versys. Last thing you see: Orange Versys riding into the sunset, with the soldier riding pillion, and gas masks bouncing out of the open topcase.
Either that or a dude on a Versys, swinging away at riot cops with a machete.