> A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
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> On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
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> He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
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> A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
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> She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I have hear about from odda girls.... Numbaa 69.'
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> More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....
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> 'You want...... Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?'

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