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I'm not a Gynecologist. "But I'll Take A Look"

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"Ya'll can go to hell, I'm goin' to Texas!"...Davey Crockett
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A lady is talking to her lady friends in the lunch room at work.

"Dammit", she says, "my husband brought me a bouquet of flowers. Now I'll be on my back with my legs spread for a week."

"Why?" asks the office dimwit, "don't you have a vase?"
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What does Michael Jackson a Priest and K-Mart have in common............................ {Little Boys Pants Half Off }

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I'm not a Gynecologist. "But I'll Take A Look"

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What is the one and only redeeming characteristic paedophiles have in common?

They drive slowly through school zones.
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What does Michael Jackson a Priest and K-Mart have in common............................ {Little Boys Pants Half Off }
When Michael Jackson was in front of the court for the second time regarding his activities with little boys, the judge said; "you keep this sh.t up, and we're going to giving you your own parish!"
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What would you call the Easter bunny IF he had a "social disease"...?

Peter Rotten-Tail...!
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What does Michael Jackson a Priest and K-Mart have in common............................ {Little Boys Pants Half Off }

Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"



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