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Will he really force Mexico to build a wall?

Will he force 12 million undocumented aliens to pop smoke or get shot?

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After Donald becomes president, what happens next?

Well, for starters there'll be another black fellow out-of-work....

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Well, for starters there'll be another black fellow out-of-work....
Now that in itself opens up a debate Eddie, because to me he isn't black, he's a sort of mocha brown with Islamic coloured leanings!!!
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Now that in itself opens up a debate Eddie, because to me he isn't black, he's a sort of mocha brown with Islamic coloured leanings!!!
You mean, Kinda like.... African Mexican?
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Will he really force Mexico to build a wall?

Will he force 12 million undocumented aliens to pop smoke or get shot?

Well that's a silly question. Everyone knows once Trump becomes president we will all be given great jobs, all the brown people will leave, and the clouds will part and Jesus will smile down at us sporting a new Trump gold toof grille.
What part of "make amurika great again" don't you understand?
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Well that's a silly question. Everyone knows once Trump becomes president we will all be given great jobs, all the brown people will leave, and the clouds will part and Jesus will smile down at us sporting a new Trump gold toof grille.
What part of "make amurika great again" don't you understand?
I bet he deports Hellary!
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I bet he deports Hellary!
No way. He's invested too much in her over the years. He'll need somebody to tell him what to do when he's not tweeting insults to pop stars.
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Dream on Bubba. We can't have able bodied people retired. There are fields that need to be plucked. Joe is the new Jose...
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No way. He's invested too much in her over the years. He'll need somebody to tell him what to do when he's not tweeting insults to pop stars.
She could be VP!! We need another goofy VP after Joe leaves !
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I just want these people to make good on their promise to leave the country: 1. Samuel L. Jackson - moving to Africa, 2. Miley Cyrus - moving to unknown, 3. Rosie O' Donnell - moving to Canada, 4. Cher - moving to Jupiter, 5. Eddie Griffin - moving to Africa, 6. Al Sharpton - moving to unknown, 7. Whoopi Goldberg - moving to unknown, 8. Raven Symone (host of The View) - moving to Canada, 9. Jon Stewart - moving to unknown, 10. Neve Campbell - moving to Canada

Sorry Canada, you might want to build a wall.
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With them and folks like them gone, this will be a good place to live.
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As long as you keep Justin Bieber and Pam Anderson, everything should balance itself out just fine.
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With them and folks like them gone, this will be a good place to live.
Nah, tribalism is in a conservative's nature. Once the showbiz people are gone, conservatives will still be a miserable bunch and need to blame someone else for their sad lot in life. Next they'll run the educated out, followed by the friendly, the well endowed, then those who can can dance.
They won't be happy until they stand alone in a field picking bugs out of a tree for lunch. Then they'll be complaining about the bugs being too small and shoot the tree.
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Nah, tribalism is in a conservative's nature. Once the showbiz people are gone, conservatives will still be a miserable bunch and need to blame someone else for their sad lot in life. Next they'll run the educated out, followed by the friendly, the well endowed, then those who can can dance.
They won't be happy until they stand alone in a field picking bugs out of a tree for lunch. Then they'll be complaining about the bugs being too small and shoot the tree.
I'll go along with the well endowed and those who can dance.
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I'm predicting Cruz will win. Which means you guys will be forced to attend attend a church under threat of legal action, have your kids taught creationism instead of science, homosexuality will be outlawed, and only those earning less than $200,000 will pay taxes. America will be free again, assuming you're an evangelical christian, rich, white and not gay.
You say that like it's a bad thing?? LOL

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She could be VP!! We need another goofy VP after Joe leaves !
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I'll go along with the well endowed and those who can dance.
Then you're probably gay and will be asked to leave with them. Beats eating bugs out of a tree...
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I'm predicting Cruz will win. Which means you guys will be forced to attend attend a church under threat of legal action, have your kids taught creationism instead of the theory of evolution, homosexuality will be outlawed, and only those earning less than $200,000 will pay taxes. America will be free again, assuming you're an evangelical christian, rich, white and not gay.
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